Dissolution of the terror gang

One of the biggest tragedies which hit me last year was the dissolution of the most famous and largest terror gang in my dept.’Largest’ not only implies in number,but also in goodness and unity.Me being the only, innocent lady member of the gang had to put up with so many big time mockers.It all started like this.One pleasant evening i was doing this experiment in the chemistry laboratory and i filled the conical flask with the pipette solution.When i was about to fill the burette ,another guy in my batch was checking whether the pipette solution that i had taken, amounts upto 20 ml by re-pipetting it.With so much annoyance,i turned and asked”heh,what the hell are you doing?” and for which he replied “Im from terror gang and i’ll do things with terror”.From then on,i saw madness in whatever they did.Starting from black forest cake,parotta,mg wasting his memory space for capturing the happiness of the gang in his camera,we’ve had much more fun..  albeit there is partition due to departmentwise splitting, they still remain as my good friends and support me in every step i take,..

  A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even if he knows that you are slightly cracked-A wonderful eggish quote that suits:)

stop whining!

  Well well…i agree that my previous post about ET was somewhat boring.And to say, that was my article which got selected for my college magazine.Princess was little busy for the past two months.Blame it on my 7 year old romanian guitar and my one-and-half year old college life.There is this resolution which i took last night when i was musing upon what to eat for  dinner..I was infact complaining to my grand dad on how sick mushrooms are.Its just slimy and irritating! He was instead trying to convince me that mushrooms are rich in proteins and it can give me a glowing skin.Leave alone  me and mushrooms.how many of us keep complaining about so many issues everyday??Most of us do it.About the driver,carpenter,the food and about the bloody speed breaker and the potholes and about the mechsol teacher etcetra…Its weird when we consider it as a topic for discussion.Just ponder about two-thirds of Indians who cant even satisfy their basic needs.I did think of all this when my grand dad told me and quietly swallowed those mushrooms.

A tale of the little gray men

                       
                          Wondering who the little gray men are?They are the slimy-skinned, oval eyed ,highly intellectual extraterrestrials.Although life outside earth is an interesting concept,we are still trying to figure out solutions for thousands of unanswerable questions.
 
  The myth of aliens visiting earth was predominant in the early 50’s when Several UFO’s(Unidentified flying objects,similar to flying saucers) were spotted by civilians in New Mexico. But they considered it as bizzare sightings or optical illusions.Later, the American government declared that these UFO’s are alienic spacecrafts and that the mexican military bases preserved the spacecraft and the alienic cadavers.From then on,  Crop circles,flying saucers and sophisticated space ships–All of these excited men.These issues were argued along with the nitty-gritties and people grew eager to know the truth behind these stories. NASA proposed projects like SETI (search for extraterrestrial intelligence),which works to detect the radio-transmissions by ET’s in space, to discover living things elsewhere in the universe.Through SETI’s reports, it was disclosed that the government and the related bodies in Mexico cooked up stories about aliens  to prevent the military surveillance missions from coming to light.
         By citing this mexican incident, I do not argue that the concept of extraterrestrial life is a hoax but the possibility of them visiting earth is not as practical.If the aliens are so advanced to travel across millions of light years(which we haven’t achieved yet)then there should be a strong reason for them to come here rather than just to study our planet.
    Who knows? May be aliens are “advanced humanoid forms” belonging to the era after catastrophe(the era, in which the nature  revenges humans) travelling  to the past through time machines .within a decade or so, NASA will launch its orbiting”Terrestrial planet finder” .Convincingly,the search for extraterrestrials is shifting to a higher gear and the answer about their existence is in the hands of “The future”.

What kinda lock is this?

The new VC’s arrival cut the last chord of relationship of the former VC with anna.Eventhough both the VC’s have few things in commom like –not so prominent pot bellies,spectacles,poor language skills etc..The recently elected, seems to gain popularity amongst the students by relaxing the cell phone ban.A brilliant move already planned is awaited to be implemented.The dead lock is cell phone JAMMERS’. google it and you will know how much we are cornered in this issue.

The coffee shop

You may wonder what is so interesting about a coffee shop so as to enter my blog page.Yes it is! When i talk about a coffee shop,the location also matters..it is situated somewhere in the interior of a street(almost a dead-end) in Ngm.What was so unusual when i saw it is ‘its facade’.One could recall the chinese architechture coupled with a lil indian one.The fact that took me to this creepy place is,my driver left the car locked,to fill his stomach and i couldn’t spot him anywhere around.So i thought i would discover the streets in the vicinity.  When i entered this cafe,the very ambience of it intimidated me.All the waiters there are strange,stiff and whisper among themselves.There was  mild music in the lobby…Further inside i could spot hangings depicting  graveyards of  people either in words or in picture.There were no customers and it added to my fright. I was staring at the menu card,eyeing the surroundings,for a long time.Finally i ordered for a capuccino ,literally gulped it,paid and hurried back to my car.Before i left that place,i enquired the waiter who took my order about its history,only to know the strangeness is because a very old fashioned house had been remodelled into a coffee shop..hehe..

Travelling in my scooter #2

Yet another complaint with her dusty wagon..The chariot princess rarely uses her wagon, so forgot to maintain it.now she pays it off.The entrance of her palace is slopy so she manages to run it past her neighbor’s house,after which it needs effort and force to start.since the princess is very slim and beautiful and conscious about her diet,unfortunately she won’t be able to put the main stand of the wagon.And without the main stand the bloody wagon wont start.So thrice she pushed it to the near-by tool shop , fixed it finally,rode in her wagon to the books-in-hand-but-heart-yearning-for-fun place!

Is it blind faith?

       “hail mary,full of grace,the lord is with you..

        …pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.amen”

The prayer which i recite from my school days.Im still oscillating between hinduism and christianity.Because the bond which the christian missionary created in me is so strong,me being a hindu.Whether it be a rosery or    rudhraksha ,the purpose is to feel divinity.Nonetheless most of us are agnotic theists.We don’t question the existence of God but still we believe in him.All of our knowledge about his existence is what we hear and it is being passed on for ages.here is an incident for you..

  when i was doing my 11th grade i went to a parlor for a hair-cut.Since the lady of the salon was yet to come,i started talking with a young lady who was cleaning the salon(i assume that she is the assisstant),since only two of us were there.I dont remember how,but the talk diverted towards religion.She herself told me that she is a transformed christian.I was very curious to know why she switched religion.What she said trembled me.She said that she was possessed by a soul and that she was taken to many temples but found no cure.Then a baptistic priest visited her house.He sprinkled holy water on her and soon,she was alright.i felt like running out of the parlor(the way she stared at me was very scary)..But thank God,another customer came in.As soon as i returned home,i narrated the whole story to my mom,to know what she feels.But then she was so convincing and made me understand that nothing of that sort exists.Phew!

 will continue in the next post:)

 

Beauty alert!

When it comes to beauty and use of beauty products,women should be more cautious.It is we who have to be careful.One incident struck me.My friend was so particular in straightening her hair.but parlours charge almost 8000 bucks.Also there is a rumour that straightened hair doesn’t last long and it has to be repeated once in 2 years.hair-straightening machines in stores fancied her and soon a feather was in her cap.She started doing it once in two weeks without proper use of straightening creams…The result is hair loss.twas very terrible to look at her..she avoided going out.She had to face so much of humiliations,it took almost 2 years for her to get back her original thick hair(after treatments).so never try any product without proper guidance.

      Also there are lots of fairness creams in the market..this is my experience..three years ago,i tried a particular fairness cream,which resulted in white spots all over my face.although it was not ugly,its something unusual.From then, i switched to home-made packs.believe me! it works.It can be anything as simple as  tomato juice to something as complicated as ‘mixing so many fairness boosters’.Tell you what,nothing can boost fairness.we can only remove our dead skin cells and thus regain our original color(the color we had 3 weeks after birth).

                  Our body needs a balance.A balance between the intake and the output.One who is able to manage this,is always beautiful!

crushes are common”

              Don’t crush her heart;

                             Its after all a crush.

I have seen people humiliating their peers when they let out thier liking for a guy/girl.Lets see what do they do when it comes to their crushes.Its natural and it indicates that a teenager is very normal and healthy.Infact if such likings don’t arise,then its a blunder.Also its very common to have multiple crushes.But its healthy to chose one among those many.good luck to you;)

 

Ghost call!

Sometimes when im alone in my room,its strange that i hear the ringing of my cell phone..Im delighted when i hear it,but when i run to pick it up,i get disappointed seeing that there is no call.

This is a psychological disorder in which the sufferer hears the mobile phone ringing ,inspite of no calls or messages.This is mainly attributed to the lonely environment the sufferer is pushing him/her into.

That’s one more thread in tech’s tightening grip on us. In a growing phenomenon called ringxiety or fauxcellarm, sufferers hear the SMS beep or ring tone, even feel the vibrations when these are non-existent. Medical dictionaries might christen it “phantom mobile call”. Ah, sweet revenge! Mobile users began their public assault by stepping onto balconies and verandahs to connect loudly and wirelessly. Then, cell phone in hand stepped into the streets. They walked down crowded streets merrily chatting with disembodied voices. In a pavlovian response(attributed to Ivon pavlov),people reach for the mobile even before it rings. In front of that hypnotising 6”x 3”, you, who can speak, hear and gnash teeth, are a powerless shadow. Your listener keeps casting glances at the little monster’s face for SMS. You were then startled by the sight of shoppers talking to themselves in shop aisles. Mind-boggling choices must have done him in, you thought, till you noticed the wires and the widgety buttons in the ears. The wire-free avatars dug a new low in public behaviour. Ringxiety is probably poetic justice. Retribution for mobile users’ contempt for the convenience of those around. Lesson: you can’t escape the wireless web you’ve spun around yourself.

In my opinion,checking a phantom ring isn’t a disorder.it is just a ring anticipation.How about the “pre-feel” (it’s going to ring) and “post-feel” (vibrations when it’s not there)? ” non-stop mobile users are  pushed to this sort of a habit”..it is but the very truth:)